
20th Century Fox has revealed the new trailer for 'Machete,' which is based on the "fake" trailer in Robert Rodriguez's 2007 'Grindhouse,' featuring Danny Trejo and Jeff Fahey reprising their original roles.
Directed by Rodriguez and Ethan Maniquis, the action film also stars Jessica Alba, Robert DeNiro, Michelle Rodriguez, Lindsay Lohan, Cheech Marin, Don Johnson and Steven Seagal.
Lohan, who was sentenced to 90 days in jail earlier this week, was prominently featured in an early trailer of the film. This go round, you would have to squint to see her name in the credits.
The feature version of the trailer finds Machete (Trejo) a former renegade, roaming the streets of Texas after a shakedown from drug lord Torrez (Seagal). Reluctantly, Machete takes an offer from spin doctor Benz (Fahey) to assassinate McLaughlin (DeNiro) a corrupt Senator. Double-crossed and on the run, Machete braves the odds with the help of Luz (Rodriguez), a saucy taco slinger, Padre (Marin) his "holy" brother, and April (Lohan), a socialite with a penchant for guns. All while being tracked by Sartana (Alba), a sexy ICE agent with a special interest in the blade slinger.
The film comes out on Sept. 3.


Where Are They Now: Family Matters
Where Are They Now: Family Matters
The hit television series 'Family Matters' followed a middle-class African-American family living in Chicago. A spin-off of 'Perfect Strangers,' the sitcom followed Harriette Winslow, an elevator operator at the fictional 'Chicago Chronicle' newspaper office, and her husband, two children, sister and mother-in-law, not-to-mention their pesky neighbor, Steve Urkel. 'Family Matters' was the only African-American show in ABC's hit "TGIF" line-up and aired for nine seasons from 1989 until 1998. In its final year it moved from ABC to CBS. With 215 episodes, it remains the second-longest running American comedy with a predominantly African-American cast, surpassed only by 'The Jeffersons.'
Where Are They Now: Family Matters
Reginald VelJohnson: Carl Otis Winslow
For the entire run of 'Family Matters,' Reginald VelJohnson portrayed rotund Carl Otis Winslow, patriarch of the Winslow household. A police sergeant by day, Carl was the glue that held the family together. Always firm, a bit over protective, but still loving, he always had his family's best interests at heart. He sometimes butted heads with his son Eddie and was constantly irritated by their nerdy neighbor Steve Urkel.
Where Are They Now: Family Matters
Reginald VelJohnson: Now
Before, during and after his time on 'Family Matters,' Reginald VelJohnson portrayed another police officer as Sgt. Al Powell in 'Die Hard' and its sequel 'Die Hard 2.' He followed that up as a cop in the comedy 'Turner and Hooch.' Following the show's demise, the Queens, New York native focused on theater work. Over the years, he's made a few guest appearances on television shows like, 'Diagnosis Murder,' 'Will & Grace,' and 'That's So Raven.' VelJohnson just reunited with his 'Family Matters' co-stars Kelli Shanygne Williams and Darius McCrary in a film called 'Steppin: The Movie.'
Where Are They Now: Family Matters
JoMarie Payton: Harriette Winslow
Following the fourth season of 'Perfect Stranger,' recurring character Harriette Winslow was given her own series, 'Family Matters.' Wife to Carl and caring mother to Laura, Judy and Eddie, Harriette continued her job as an elevator operator from 'Perfect Strangers' on 'Family Matters.' Actress JoMarie Payton, who portrayed Harriette, left the series in the middle of its final season over a dispute with show producers. Only seven episodes remained after she departed.
Where Are They Now: Family Matters
JoMarie Payton: Now
Since her time on 'Family Matters,' JoMarie Payton released a jazz album called 'Southern Shadows.' The 58-year-old Georgia native was the voice of the character Suga Mama Proud on the hit ABC Family channel animated series 'The Proud Family.' She also had a recurring role on 'Will & Grace,' as the personal assistant to Gregory Hines' character Ben Doucette.
Where Are They Now: Family Matters
Kellie Shanygne Williams: Laura Lee Winslow
Kelli Shanygne Williams starred as the opinionated Laura Lee Winslow for the entire run of 'Family Matters.' Although on the series she played Eddie's younger sister, in real life, she is just a few months older than actor Darius McCrary -- who played the eldest Winslow child. On the sitcom, she is most remembered as the love interest of the nerdy Steve Urkel, who was the Winslows' annoying next-door neighbor.
Where Are They Now: Family Matters
Kellie Shanygne Williams: Now
After her time on 'Family Matters,' Kelli Shanygne Williams enrolled and graduated from UCLA majoring in psychology. She has appeared in such stage productions as 'Joe Turner's Come and Gone,' and 'Goin' Home,' and is gearing up to be a replacement in the role of Elphaba in the Chicago production of the hit musical 'Wicked.' In 2006, the 32-year old actress moved back to her hometown, Washington, D.C. to start a fine arts program for young people at Howard University's Children's Theatre.
Where Are They Now: Family Matters
Darius McCrary: Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow
Along with Steve Urkel, Edward 'Eddie' Winslow was one of the most popular characters on 'Family Matters.' Staying on for the full series run, actor Darius McCrary served as a close friend to Steve and caring big brother to Laura. As a teenager, Eddie got into in a lot of trouble trying to juggle women and making the usual bad decisions of boys his age, such as gambling, driving the family car through the front of the house, and blaming Steve for things Eddie did wrong. During the series' final season, Eddie followed in his father's footsteps and became a rookie cop.
Where Are They Now: Family Matters
Darius McCrary: Now
As of late, Darius McCrary has made headlines when his estranged lover Karrine 'Superhead' Steffans, the former self-proclaimed "video vixen"-cum-best-selling-author -- filed a restraining order against him for assault. She accused him of hitting her with his car and injuring her right foot. He proclaimed his innocence, saying she slapped him and jumped on his car. On the acting front, the 32-year-old actor played the role of Bowie James on the short-lived NBC series 'Committed.' He also starred on a memorable episode of 'Girlfriends,' and did the voice of the character of Autobot Jazz in the blockbuster film 'Transformers.'
Where Are They Now: Family Matters
Jaleel White: Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel
When you think of 'Family Matters,' Steve Urkel and his infamous high-pitched 'Did I do that?' phrase can't help but pop into your head. The role was rumored to have just been a one-time guest appearance, but he proved so popular that then 12 year-old actor Jaleel White stayed on for the sitcom's full run. He nailed the role of the annoying, yet lovable nerd who wore high-water pants and suspenders and had no problem showing his love and devotion for Laura Winslow. The Winslow clan got used to their next-door neighbor dropping by unannounced and he became a surrogate member of the family. White also played Urkel's alter-ego, Stefan Urquelle, and his female cousin, Myrtle, who was in love with Eddie Winslow. Later in the series, he even found a girlfriend in Myra Monkhouse.


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By: sirboss on 7/09/2010 8:59AM
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By: Chris on 7/09/2010 9:38AM
Maybe if there was absolutely nothing else playing, if I was completely stoned out of my mind and contemplating suicide, I'd go see this movie.
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By: Rrhandi on 7/09/2010 9:43AM
and giving new meaning to the term "prison bitch."
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By: bigpugmama on 7/09/2010 9:44AM
POOR Little Lindsey, figures she can be like Robert Downey Jr., "it's NOT MT FAULT,, , , Why AM I Being Punished?" BOO-HOO !!
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By: BTDT on 7/09/2010 10:04AM
Danny Trejo is a very good actor.
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By: delaplaine on 7/09/2010 10:20AM
This movie is going to SUCK! What a waste of money to produce. They won't even make half of it back in ticket sales. Unless they count popcorn and candy. LOL!
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By: verbire on 7/09/2010 10:39AM
I want to know how De Niro wound up in this with all these low grade actors.
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By: Kristina on 7/09/2010 11:04AM
Well, with THAT cast, it's slightly hilarious that the producers and promoters are taking a holier-than-thou tone about Lindsay Lohan. Michelle Rodriguez, Don Johnson, Cheech Marin, and Steven Segal are hardly squeaky-clean themselves .. they've been down a few wrong roads as well. It has a cast of n'er-do-wells if ever there was one, and the only thing it really proves is that apparently Robert de Niro's career is seriously in the toilet.
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